Important advice for aspiring rock stars.

I understand that if you're looking to start a band, you're probably an artistic type who thinks it's "all about the music" and disdains the other trappings of stardom. You probably think it's poser-ish and very un-punk rock to sit around debating what to call yourselves. But please, try to remember, whatever name you're playing under at the time you make it big will be the name you're known by forever. Thus, a perfectly excellent new band like Deadboy and the Elephantmen will forever be dismissed as lame by those who have never heard their songs, and all because of their shitty, shitty moniker. Please, don't let this happen to you.