"But I do sort of like it when they do all three at once."

At lunchtime today, I was waiting in a long line at the Two Boots Pizza counter at Grand Central when this marginally sketchy-looking guy cut the line in front of me. The line was ragged, and it seemed accidental enough, so I didn't say anything, but I did move up a bit. That's when the guy turns to me and mutters, "I don't like it when people stick they fingers in my eyes. I don't like it when people stand in back of me, or stand close to me." He then ordered a plain slice and stood there vigorously cleaning out his nostrils with a paper napkin until the time came to pay. Which he did, plus a tip.